PABST MUST MEET MY DEMANDS OR ELSE

1. PABST MUST ADMIT THE TRUTH, THAT BOGGS IS BLUE

2. CREATE THE BOGGS DISCOUNT FOR MY FANS: $12 OFF FOR A 12X ALL-STAR

3. NAME A BREWERY AFTER ME

4. PRINT MY FACE ON BOTTLES

5. PUBLISH MY WORLD FAMOUS BOGGS CHICKEN RECIPE

6. MAKE ME THE OFFICIAL PABST BLUE RIBBON SPOKESPERSON